Worst Blogger Ever? Quite Possibly.
After a series of prolific weekly blog entries (I know you guys really loved my SLIS one), I slacked bigtime and haven’t blogged since May 1st. Lame. Although it would be better writing to say I’ve been doing nothing and just didn’t feel like blogging, I suppose I’ve been a little busy.
A little busy falling down stairs on boats, blaming it on someone pushing me when no one did, making Loren and Lisa drive me to PromptCare 5 minutes after arriving and ruining their day and one of the few times they get to have fun, and making quite a hilarious scene there.
A little busy drinking Phil’s parents’ Old Style that we conned him into leaving at our house.
A little busy custom-making my own jorts (jean shorts to the layperson), with each leg being a different size for the Indy 500, then chickening out and not even wearing them.
A little busy playing far too many rounds of Team Fortress 2 (pewpew videogames!)
A little busy finding random plastic bags around the house and a roll of duct tape and jimmy-rigging a sweet waterproof shell around my foot so that I can shower once every couple days.
A little busy cleaning up Jack’s awesome pile of explosive diarrhea from Jordan’s house (totally worth it).
A little busy throwing up a little bit in my mouth looking at this picture. Yummy!
