Examples of Google Being Generally Hilarious
You heard it. You’ve probably seen it. When you use Google and start typing in something, the magic of the Google thinks it knows what you want to search for and gives you a list of auto-suggestions. Anyways, over the course of too long, I have compiled a list of humorous stereotypes and other hilarious shenanigans spitted out by Google’s auto suggest. Sadly, this list has been compiled for almost 2 months, with the screenshots just sitting on my desktop, mocking me. Calling me a lazy fuck and a bum and other such things.
I finally caved. Check it. Interestingly enough, about half of the ones I screenshotted weren’t funny in the slightest, so there’s something.
Jewish people are Asians, a fairly obvious start.
While I think “how stuff works” is generally just a fantastic search query and will undoubtedly provide you with the answers to all life’s questions, my winner here is “how to get pregnant”. On the Internet. The home of some of the most amazing disturbing smut known to man. To whoever searches for “how to get pregnant”, you’re really, really, really doing it wrong.
Err … I was just looking for something about a website. Promise.
I’m not married yet.
I’m planning ahead.
There’s really too much win going on here to pick just one. Though I must admit, I have always thought that Canadians would make good pets.
LITERALLY BRAH.
America’s mothafuckin’ hat biiiitch!
Retard-related terms are always fun with Palin, as she … Uhhh. Nevermind. Move along.
Dubya is a lot of things, but being a lizard clearly explains it all. Remind me to squash the next lizard I see. Gallagher style.
Maybe if she weren’t boning so many vampires she wouldn’t be such a whore.
