Worst Blogger Ever? Quite Possibly.
After a series of prolific weekly blog entries (I know you guys really loved my SLIS one), I slacked bigtime and haven’t blogged since May 1st. Lame. Although it would be better writing to say I’ve been doing nothing and just didn’t feel like blogging, I suppose I’ve been a little busy.
A little busy falling down stairs on boats, blaming it on someone pushing me when no one did, making Loren and Lisa drive me to PromptCare 5 minutes after arriving and ruining their day and one of the few times they get to have fun, and making quite a hilarious scene there.
A little busy drinking Phil’s parents’ Old Style that we conned him into leaving at our house.
A little busy custom-making my own jorts (jean shorts to the layperson), with each leg being a different size for the Indy 500, then chickening out and not even wearing them.
A little busy playing far too many rounds of Team Fortress 2 (pewpew videogames!)
A little busy finding random plastic bags around the house and a roll of duct tape and jimmy-rigging a sweet waterproof shell around my foot so that I can shower once every couple days.
A little busy cleaning up Jack’s awesome pile of explosive diarrhea from Jordan’s house (totally worth it).
A little busy throwing up a little bit in my mouth looking at this picture. Yummy!

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I like it.
and for the record most of your blogs are worse than this one
Wow, that must have been a pretty bad drunken fall down some boat stairs. Any stitches, and did you get to go back to the lake after?
More clumsy and terrible than drunk per se, although it may or may not have had a part to play.
7 stitches, no return. Still a glorious event though.
Kali wants to visit you when you get settled in….I think she has a surprise to leave for you on your pillow….what do you feed your dog by the way?
If you had the Jorts on, I am confident the foot accident would not have happend. Jorts have a very powerful force to them; one that protects the folks wearing them from any related injuries or run-ins with Law Enforcement. There is a reason so many folks still wear them.
Get her out there and she can deuce wherever she wants
who is this anonymous
Pete…I think you should upload the picture of your jorts. And I’m very happy you finally blogged again. Sorry to hear about your foot, that totalllly sucks. Makes for a good story though!
Worst blogger ever? Don’t have to worry about that, I gotcha covered on lack of posts….