Worst Blogger Ever? Quite Possibly.

After a series of prolific weekly blog entries (I know you guys really loved my SLIS one),  I slacked bigtime and haven’t blogged since May 1st. Lame. Although it would be better writing to say I’ve been doing nothing and just didn’t feel like blogging, I suppose I’ve been a little busy.

A little busy falling down stairs on boats, blaming it on someone pushing me when no one did, making Loren and Lisa drive me to PromptCare 5 minutes after arriving and ruining their day and one of the few times they get to have fun, and making quite a hilarious scene there.

A little busy drinking Phil’s parents’ Old Style that we conned him into leaving at our house.

A little busy custom-making my own jorts (jean shorts to the layperson), with each leg being a different size for the Indy 500, then chickening out and not even wearing them.

A little busy playing far too many rounds of Team Fortress 2 (pewpew videogames!)

A little busy finding random plastic bags around the house and a roll of duct tape and jimmy-rigging a sweet waterproof shell around my foot so that I can shower once every couple days.

A little busy cleaning up Jack’s awesome pile of explosive diarrhea from Jordan’s house (totally worth it).

A little busy throwing up a little bit in my mouth looking at this picture. Yummy!

petes-foot

Comments

10 Responses to “Worst Blogger Ever? Quite Possibly.”

  1. BJ on June 3rd, 2009 10:11 am

    I like it.

  2. BJ on June 3rd, 2009 10:14 am

    and for the record most of your blogs are worse than this one

  3. Austin on June 3rd, 2009 10:16 am

    Wow, that must have been a pretty bad drunken fall down some boat stairs. Any stitches, and did you get to go back to the lake after?

  4. Peter Hall on June 3rd, 2009 10:22 am

    More clumsy and terrible than drunk per se, although it may or may not have had a part to play.

    7 stitches, no return. Still a glorious event though.

  5. Jordan on June 3rd, 2009 11:10 am

    Kali wants to visit you when you get settled in….I think she has a surprise to leave for you on your pillow….what do you feed your dog by the way?

  6. Anonymous on June 3rd, 2009 11:14 am

    If you had the Jorts on, I am confident the foot accident would not have happend. Jorts have a very powerful force to them; one that protects the folks wearing them from any related injuries or run-ins with Law Enforcement. There is a reason so many folks still wear them.

  7. Peter Hall on June 3rd, 2009 11:23 am

    Get her out there and she can deuce wherever she wants

  8. Peter Hall on June 3rd, 2009 11:24 am

    who is this anonymous

  9. Celia on June 4th, 2009 7:59 pm

    Pete…I think you should upload the picture of your jorts. And I’m very happy you finally blogged again. Sorry to hear about your foot, that totalllly sucks. Makes for a good story though!

  10. Dan Hall on June 19th, 2009 4:27 pm

    Worst blogger ever? Don’t have to worry about that, I gotcha covered on lack of posts….

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