Funny Foto Friday Deux
In an effort to completely piss off my host with all this additional bandwidth, it’s my pleasure to bring another edition of FUNNY FOTO FRIDAY! HOOOOOO doggy! I really enjoyed doing this last week, as I was cracking up pulling these images from the thread. So again, I thought I would brighten the day and set the tone for another wacky, zany, wild and crazy kids weekend.
FUNNY FOTOS! MORE! In case you missed it, here’s the first batch of funny fotos.
Edit ** My host sucks, you may have to refresh a few times to get all the images.
Funny Foto Friday
Ok, purposely misspelling photos to match the F theme is stupid, I realize. For that I apologize, sometimes I’m not nearly as clever or witty as I seem to think (by sometimes I mean most of the time).
For today’s FUNNY FOTO FRIDAY, I’ve compiled an assortment of great pics from the web. I don’t really care if you don’t like them, or find them offensive, or don’t get it. I do. If you don’t get it, you’re probably failing at something anyways. Special shoutout to the thread, you know where you are.
Without further adieu, here’s the ph(F)otos.
Oh yeah, it make take a second for them all to load. Patience. Probably a minute or two. Or more. Whatevs.
Well We Made It Out Alive
Brian didn’t get slaughtered from the spooky omens. I as well made it. Booooring, I know. Maybe next time. I just got back from my trip to Denver / Boulder, although I stayed in Westminster. Indiana peeps, think of it this way –> Denver = Indy but better, Boulder = Bloomington but better, and Westminster = Speedway or any other section of the west side of Indy, but equally sucky.
Trip was awesome, met with a ton of cool people and companies in both Boulder and Denver. Can’t wait to get out there in May and start working.
This pic was taken from my Blackberry Camera, which unfortunately sucks. But, you still get the point. There’s a ton of cool hiking / climbing / sweet beer drinking (Mountain Sun!) to enjoy out there, so this particular pic is from a hike me and Ally took in the Flatirons. I wish my camera was better, but what can ya do. I’ll buy a real camera at some point, but until then, built-in camera on phone it is.
I really don’t have anything funny or even remotely interesting to say, but I did think I should let my 5 readers know that I didn’t stop blogging, was just outta town!
I’ll be back on track tomorrow or next week with some material that won’t make you want to poke yourself with a branding iron to wake up from this boring ass blog post.
Spooky Omens Occurring!
As we approach yet another Friday the 13th, spooky things are happening. Everywhere. All around us. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re dead. OK, enough of the Sixth Sense quips.
Courtesy of Gmail, my life is now in peril. Why, you ask? Two separate instances are combining to form a super-duo of death that will provide what is surely to be a night of gruesome events, pale scary looking children singing to us via our bathroom mirrors, and hopefully zombies of some form or another. Kinda like that new ‘horror’ movie with the hilarious name, ‘The Haunting in Connecticut’.
To completely go off course, as I like to do, I wonder this - why must all horror movies have ‘the’ before it? The Omen, The Sign, The Grudge, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The The, The Dumb Movie Name, and so on and so forth. Some things are never meant to be understood I guess. PS - you’re going to say “But Pete, ‘Saw’ 1-8!!”, to which I reply “Saw is stupid, go away”.
Anywhoo, you might be asking why this bad things are destined to happen? Gmail is the culprit, more specifically, Gmails awesome spam filters. The screenshots show us why - my spam folder is at 666. My roommate Brian’s (a Peter Hall Blog celebrity at this point) spam filter is at 13.
Zoh. My. God. Zah.
We’re doomed. Hopefully, only Brian gets slaughtered, as I so suggest. I’m alright with that. Will 1/2 of Team Cool live to see another day? Will a night of sheer terror ensue? Will Sawyer go back to Kate? How is Hurley still a blimp after being on an island for months? Why is it dark again when I go to work? Oh yeah, stupid DST. WILL THEY EVER GET OFF OF THE ISLAND???? Only time will tell.
Trying Out This Newfangled Lifeblob
Supposedly, this puts things into a time line. Or something. Will mess around with more later. Initially, not impressed.
Hooray, My Nerdiness is Rubbing Off On Family and Friends!
Yep, that’s me. Going to work. It’s actually my daily outfit, I have five exact replicas so I can be sure to look my best on a daily basis. Yes, the shirt is pink, and yes, it is short sleeved. Oh, and yes, the tie’s from Goodwill. The odds of getting the same 5 ties at the same Goodwill is staggering, but that’s what happened. About the joke with my mug - you might get if you have seen a number of those good ol’ Internet jokes attached to pictures. If not, don’t care, move along.
Point of today’s blog - it always makes me feel better when I get people to do things that I do - typically, to make me feel better about being such a geek. Although I don’t really care that much. But I care enough to write about. Quite the conundrum, crossroads, fork in the road mental battle I’m having.
Now that I’m off track, its time to get back on the wagon. First and foremost, public humiliation goes out to my ‘crusty’ (his term, not mine) older brother Chris, who has not only started using Twitter, but also created a blog! It’s a Blogger blog, as opposed to a Wordpress blog, but we won’t hold that against him. Plus, it’s entitled ‘Kumayaki’, which means nothing to me except that he’s much more of a nerd than he would like to admit.
Next up for him, getting him to use desktop Tweeting platforms Tweetdeck or Twhirl. Baby Steps, What About Bob style.
Moving on, I got my roommate Brian on Twitter as well. He loves Facebook, so this wasn’t as difficult. Nor do I have a good story to go along with it. He’s even using URL shorteners and retweeting stuff already, a couple days in. Not bad for a rook.
Here’s the point, if you can even call it that. Friends and family, beware - if you aren’t careful, I just might get cha too. MUHAHAHAHAWHHHAHAHA.
Homer Simpson Is Just Hilarious
Here’s to a good March. This makes me laugh every time. Classic. SMRT SMRT!
More Info About Me That You Likely Don’t Care About
So recently the Hanapin Marketing website (where I work) got updated, and we did this elaborate photo shoot and interview sessions and all that, so that our clients could know more about the people doing things with their monies ($$$).
Long story short, I was included in the whole shibang - Here’s the bio. Alternatively, look down an inch at the huge picture. It may be hard to read so click on it. Click again for even more zoomage. I know you probably don’t care, but hey, this is extra stuff that I could have posted for all of next week. Consider it icing on the cake and have a good weekend!
They Weren’t Lying - It’s a CrackBerry.
So I got a Blackberry Curve two days ago. Daddy likey. To clarify, I also love iPhones but I have Verizon. Anyways - I think I can handle 30 bucks more a month for the data plan, given everything you can do with it (interwebbing). I have noticed some things that I found myself with said new Blackberry Curve that I wanted to share:
- I found myself updating my Facebook status while I was driving.
- I found myself browsing mobile ESPN while I was driving.
- I found myself using TwitterBerry (sweet app!) while I was driving.
- I took a picture of myself (testing the camera - or being a MySpace person who loves the self taken via the mirror shot but without the mirror), with included flash, which happens to be extraordinarily bright and leaving me dazed and seeing stars, while I was driving.
- I used BB Messenger to say nothing of worth to my roommate Brian while I was driving.
- I watched myself driving on a map via Google Maps while I was driving.
I’m no man of science, but I see no disturbing, potentially life-threatening pattern here. Thank god for that. Now, back to my CrackBerry.
Blog Chaaaaaanges!
OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! CHAAAAAAANGE! If you don’t understand what I’m talking about, please direct yourself to southparkstudios.com and watch this South Park episode. Or leave, I don’t really have a preference. Since I’m clever, I decided to tie good old Randy Marsh into a fairly uniform post about some changes to my blog. More or less, there’s some cool stuff I added to the blog, which you probably could care less about.
First and foremost, I changed the color on the right sidebar from black to white. Easier to read and more compatible with all these widgets I’m tinkering with.
Second, after you read this post, decide that it sucks, and want to comment about it sucking, you’ll notice the ‘Intense Debate’ comment system. I just put it up, but it seems pretty useful. Probably more for me than for you, get over it. Spew your angry comment at me per usual.
Third, the Lijit search bar in the sidebar has some pretty cool stuff. You can see where people are reading my blog from. The search functionality is also tied in to a bunch of different social networks I’m on, like Twitter. So in theory, if you search for something, it may pop up a result from a Tweet of mine or something like that.
You might also notice the ‘Follow me on Twitter’ bird up there too. Follow me. Or tell me I’m an übernerd (eff yeah thats an umlaut!) for using Twitter. It’s really one or the other at this point.
Lastly, I upgraded Wordpress to 2.7.1. Again, likely jibberish to you, but it may be different if you can login and check stuff, not like any of you do.
Remember everyone, I do this for you! Ok - thats a blatent lie, I do it for my own convenience. But, feel free to check out Lijit, its pretty sweet to be honest. If you’re a blogger that is.
